“@idiot: Following the success of the Big Mac, McDonalds to release Big PC. It’ll be half the price, but is twice as likely to be virus-infested.”
“@zaaromi: @JorickL @JH_L_ @Spamkip Ik ga alle Kiosken af de volgende keer :D Hc zoekt kip ;)”

Spider Packs Set to Kill door SourceFed

“@daryl: Miniature music player on @dribbble: http://t.co/QxkJu5Dx #resubmission”

Zombie Vegan Attack! (The Return of MusclesGlasses part 1) - Epic Meal Time door EpicMealTime

“@gedeon: Remember when Twitter critics couldn’t get past the “No one cares what you’re eating for breakfast!” thing? Yeah, good times.”

(Source: textfromdog)

“@zachbraff: This mother’s day, remember JD’s infamous words, “My mom had a uterus… I lived in it.”

Come at me, Brahma!

animalsbeingdicks:

Cow freaks out at a camera - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

Steven was really putting the “Aggro” in Agriculture. *rimshot*

(Source: pusheen)